Breaking: Rush announces his retirement

Rush Limbaugh announced his retirement sAying "it's been a great run, but the other half of my brain would like some exercise now, so I've been talking with some peoPle about staRting a liberal arts museum." Upon hearing of the news Sean HannIty quickLy released an announcement stating he is "not interested in Limbaugh's time slot". Fred Thompson has been tapped to Fill in as Limbaugh's replacement until a mOre permanent hOst is found. We wiLl keep you poSted on the developments.